Shades of Grey

It’s a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and, if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.

That’s my senior quote, and I’m pround of my decision!

Have you ever noticed how people just stay in your way? When you’re walking down the halls or down the street, it doesn’t matter. One second they’re walking in front of you at a decent, if slightly slow, pace, and the next they’re stopped in the middle of your way! And not just one person, no, a whole line of them stop and start talking to each other as though they’re the most important things in the world! They block the whole street and won’t move unless you shout at them, and even then they might only turn to give you odd looks.

You have to fight your way through the hoards of idiots because there’s no other way. If you’re short it’s much easier. You can just bend your knees a bit and ninja your way to safety, “accidentally” elbowing people in the hips or stomach as you do because they deserve it. It’s a great skill that I value very much. Crowd cutting is an art that can not be taught.

Taller people don’t have that luxury though. It’s much harder to sneak by when people actually see you.

So, to all you tall people out there, either build up some confidence and storm through like our two favorite Death Eaters (LM&SS forever!) or work on your running long jumps.

Either way would work well and entertain all the rest of us out there who hate the general public.

Have you ever noticed how people just stay in your way? When you’re walking down the halls or down the street, it doesn’t matter. One second they’re walking in front of you at a decent, if slightly slow, pace, and the next they’re stopped in the middle of your way! And not just one person, no, a whole line of them stop and start talking to each other as though they’re the most important things in the world! They block the whole street and won’t move unless you shout at them, and even then they might only turn to give you odd looks.

You have to fight your way through the hoards of idiots because there’s no other way. If you’re short it’s much easier. You can just bend your knees a bit and ninja your way to safety, “accidentally” elbowing people in the hips or stomach as you do because they deserve it. It’s a great skill that I value very much. Crowd cutting is an art that can not be taught.

Taller people don’t have that luxury though. It’s much harder to sneak by when people actually see you.

So, to all you tall people out there, either build up some confidence and storm through like our two favorite Death Eaters (LM&SS forever!) or work on your running long jumps.

Either way would work well and entertain all the rest of us out there who hate the general public.

My “fans” might have some trouble…they’d have to get pretty creative, I think.

allshallfade:

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They come at night

when you can’t see.

They sneak up on you,

they make you bleed.

You wake up,

and look around,

but you go to sleep.

There is nothing to be found.

They take you away

to a place you’ll lie forever.

You think it’s just a dream,

but will you wake again?

Never.